Hey Hillary 

I am here to help you. It seems that you lost to the emperor President Trump, and you need  someone else to blame. I see your agony and I am here to assist you. It has to be horrific to be the person who lost the presidency to Donald J. Trump. Well here I come to the rescue. 

The envelope please. The culprit is William Jefferson Clinton. Yes it appears that if this Clinton dude had cease and desisted from bothering Loretta Lynch you would not have had a Comey intervention in your race to the Whitehouse. I hope this missive is some  comfort to you.

• I still think you should have paid more attention to Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Michigan, but I get it if you don’t want to blame yourself. Just repeat after me. Don’t go near Loretta Bill.