Obama NSA

This my expert analysis of the president’s speech on NSA. Well you say what makes me an expert on the subject matter at hand. Well I know very little about national security, but when you are talking about spying, as an avid viewer of I Spy in its hey day, I’m right there. I am also able to both talk and text on a smart phone, which in my world makes me a techie, or techno, or tech-spert, you get the idea. I also half listened to the speech and the experts who pontificated about the speech on the pseudo- news channels after the speech. My analysis was not influenced by these blowhards in any manner. Finally I’m opinionated and being bereft of knowledge has not hindered me in the past.

Now my bona fides being established me get on with my expert analysis. It seems that NSA, the National Security Agency which celebrated its sixty first birthday on Nov. 4, 2013, was like all Americans, appalled by the events of Nov. 11,2001. Well old NSA decided to step up its game at the behest of President George W. Bush. So NSA didn’t sit on the sidelines and twiddle its thumbs no siree bob. Old NSA was already spying on some folks and doing it very well so they decided to just spy on everyone in the world. They were spying right along and whistling a happy tune when some busybodies started asking about their activities. Well the said 911 and this seemed to quiet everybody down. Then some feller went to Taiwan and he got a hold to some spying information about NSA and started telling people that he had it and the government got mad at him so he went to Russia

Well people started to mean mouth old NSA and saying 911 didn’t shut them up. Well President Obama and the national security people like old NSA but them other folks was way mad. Well the president said he was going to get old NSA in check but he really didn’t want to. Well NSA didn’t take to kindly to people asking what they were doing but the president said chill I got this. Well the President told them people that was mad at NSA that he put NSA in timeout, and he told NSA they could keep spying on everyone except some people. Well now I think that everybody is mad at the president and not each other, so that’s my analysis. So hello MR.NSA I know you’re just checking on everybody so that we are safe. 911 there I said it, I feel safer already.