Chris Christie Don’t blame me

Chris Christie gave a great performance today. It was a masterful exercise in buck tossing. Man he threw some lady named Brigit Anne Kelly under the bus effortlessly. And for those who doubt his fitness, he flung that lady under the bus for two whole hours. In a fit of compassion for Brigit he flung some other guy under that bus with her. Some guy that was going to be the chairman of the New Jersey Republican party. I’m told this feller had been his campaign manager. I understand that there were already some people under that bus.

It seems these people he flung under that bus had been playing “Bridge”. I always thought bridge was an honorable game, but I heard they were playing the game using Christie rules without telling him. It seems that some evil doers got a hold of some e-mails where these people tossed under the bus talked about this bridge game. Oh, you mean this game was about an actual bridge. They shut it almost down on the first day of school in New Jersey. Huh, it was the busiest bridge in the country.

I’m confused, isn’t Christie the hands on governor of New Jersey? Let me get this straight, he didn’t know that Brigit was in cahoots with his other people that caused a traffic jam on the big bridge on the first day of school, until a couple of days ago. It still seems that they still haven’t told him that the traffic study about the traffic on the bridge was conducted by the tooth fairy. Well I am a believer in Gov. Christie. I believed Nixon when he said, ” I am not a crook” so it’s only fair for me to believe Christie when he says, ” I am not a liar”. Course as I recall things didn’t turn out so good for President Nixon. Well any man whose first and last name are pretty much the same has got to be a fine feller.

Well best I got out of Christie’s lecture was, he’s taking the blame for whatever them people under the bus did to the bridge that caused a traffic jam, just don’t blame him. Smart fellow that Christie.