Just sitting here wondering what’s the state of the union. What’s really going on? Does the wifey really love my cooking or is she just greening me. Do the neighbors really enjoy me as a neighbor or they just can’t move away. Are the people at the church really glad to see me or are they just using me to get to heaven? Is the dog really glad I’m home or is he in on the okey doke too? Oops forgot I don’t have a dog.

The president says the state of the union is good,Rev. Herman the adulterer Cain says the state of the union is bad.
I’ll figure it out, just you wait and see.