What Mitt what?

I  sat barely listening to the television with the talking heads

pontificating in their erudite fashion,when Mitt Romney suddenly brought me to full attention. What did he say better yet what did he mean. My ears thought he said that the 47% of the people who vote for President Obama are freeloaders, looking for a  handout,damn, damn,damn. Certainly this was  some trick, some hollywood manipulation of his voice and image. Whew. There is Mitt he’s on live he’ll clear this up. The aliens have landed,Peyton Manning did not throw three interceptions in the Georgia Dome,all is right. Thanks Mitt, I knew this was  hoax.

You have my attention Mitt, I am fully awake. You said something off the cuff, it was inarticulate.  You really said what my ears heard you say, Peyton really threw those interceptions. Mitt this is not fair to me, now I must clear my head and try to find meaning in what you said. Ok 47% of people don’t pay income taxes (every body pays some  sort of tax or fee, after all I hear you like raising fees) they all vote and they vote for President Obama. Mitt, that may include you.   Mitt you are talking about the retired I thought you liked them. Mitt you are talking about the poor well you had already said they were of no import to you. Mitt some of these people paying no taxes are wealthy, those people who you praised for not paying any taxes they could legally avoid. Mitt you’re giving me a headache. Are you saying that you don’t want the vote of those republicans voters who are in the 47% . Mitt is this a concession speech. What Mitt what.

I am trying to understand, they tell me you are a smart man what Mitt what. My mind hurts Mitt, I can’t make any sense of what you said. What Mitt what. I need some rest.